ew.

Men over 55 should not be allowed to talk to single women under 30 unless they are closely related or under heavy supervision. A consent form should have to be signed if neither of these two criteria are met. Inappropriate touching and innuendo are not allowed under any circumstances.

Ew.

That is the last old person party I ever go to. Until I'm old and lonely and need my own rules.

Still, Ew.